POLYGLOT
IS A BOOK OF OUR COLLECTED SHORT STORIES. SOME OF THE STORIES
HAVE APPEARED IN PRINT, SOME OF THEM HAVE APPEARED ON THE
INTERWEB, AND SOME OF THEM HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BY ANY LIVING
THIRD GRADER WITH HEADGEAR AND A SMOKERS COUGH.
INSIDE THE PAGES OF POLYGLOT
YOU WILL FIND: PENISES FALLING OFF OF BOYS INTO URINALS, HANDS
COMING THROUGH TELEPHONES, BOYS EATING POOP, DEAD CHILDREN,
DEAD ADULTS, INSECTS EATING TEACHERS, WOMEN VOMITING, SHARK
DISPENSING MACHINES, PEOPLE WITH CANCER, MONSTERS GETTING
SHOT WITH ARROWS IN THE EYE, FRENCH BODY BUILDERS, AND JUST
ABOUT EVERYONE WILL BE SMOKING CIGARATTES.
POLYGLOT
WAS INTENDED TO BE COMPLETE AND RELEASED A FEW YEARD AGO.
WE HAD A PUBLISHER LINED UP AND A SHOW TO DEBUT IT. WE SET
TO WORK ON THE FINAL STORY, THE STORY THAT WOULD MAKE POLYGLOT
EXTRA SPECTACULAR. IT TOOK US A WHILE TO FIGURE IT OUT, BUT
THAT STORY JUST KEPT ON GROWING, PAGE AFTER PAGE UNTIL THERE
WAS NO WAY WE COULD PUT IT IN POLYGLOT.
IT WAS JUST TOO LONG. SO WE DID THE ONLY THING THERE WAS TO
DO, WE CLOGGED THE TOILET. YES, BUT WE ALSO SET POLYGLOT ASIDE
AND KEPT ON DRAWING OUR WAY DEEPER INTO THAT DAMN STORY. EVERY
TIME WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT CORNERED IT SLIPPED AWAY THROUGH
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY IN OUR MIND. THAT STORY HAS SINCE GROWN
INTO ITS OWN BOOK CALLED: DREAMING THE
WORLD AWAY. WE HAVE FINNALY GO THAT BITCH LOCKED DOWN.
WE HAVE THE LAST PAGE DRAWN. SO ONCE THAT STORY IS FINISHED
WE WILL PROBABLY STILL HAVE TO MAKE A NEW FINAL STORY FOR
POLYGLOT. PERHAPS WE WILL JUST
LEAVE IT AS IS. WE WILL HAVE TO GO BACK OVER EVERYTHING AND
SEE. THERE ARE SOME REALLY NEAT STORIES IN HERE. SOME PRETTY
SICK ONES TOO, AND EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE STILL LOVE
THE COVER. |