NEW GHOSTSHRIMP WORDS

GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST!

the SECRET WORDS for MAY are: SABOTAGE. COUSIN. BIRTHDAY. 8x8 inches!

APRIL was the first month of our SECRET ILLUSTRATION CONTEST, and we have to say, it went way better than we expected! we got 20 amazing submissions, and the SECRET SCOUT JUDGES had a super hard time deciding which one was the best! turns out it was EVAN LOVEJOY's! you can see his award winning illustration below - and if you'd like a chance to see your illustration posted on right here next month just use the SECRET WORDS above to do an awesome drawing and email it to us! (see the contest rules and guidelines below)

PS all the submissions get posted up on our FACEBOOK FAN PAGE!

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVAN LOVEJOY FOR WINNING THE GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST FOR APRIL 2013! THE SECRET WORDS WERE AMPHIBAIN. CHILDREN. SHELTER. AND THE SECRET SCOUT JUDGES WERE DAN BANDIT, DAD SQUAD AND TIGHT JEANS MOCLINSON.

SECRET BREAKING NEWS!

as you know, each month we chose a winner for our SECRET ILLUSTRATION CONTEST, and they win all sort of cool prizes and basically become super famous on our website. BUT, what you don't know is this: at the end of the year we will take those award winning illustrations from each month and have a PEOPLE'S CHOICE ANNUAL CHAMPION contest on our FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! your "LIKES" will determine who did the absolute best illustration of the year, and that ANNUAL CHAMPION will be invited (along with their friends or family) for a weekend of camping in the GHOSTSHRIMP NATIONAL FOREST! how incredible is that?

APRIL ILLUSTRATION CONTEST SUBMISSIONS!

check out all the submissions for the GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST on our FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! the winner will be posted right here on MAY 1ST, along with the SECRET WORDS for next month's contest!

GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST!

as many of you know, the GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION COMPANY exists for two reasons, the first of which is to RETURN THE INSPIRATION WE RECEIVE. if you think about it, INSPIRATION could arguably be the most significant power in the universe, as far as human beings are concerned, right? so check this out. starting in APRIL, 2013, we will be holding a GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST, also never to be known as the GGISMC.
 
THE RULES! there are no rules! but do this stuff anyway!
 
1. don't be a pussy.
 
2. your submission must be drawn specifically for this contest.
 
3. your drawing must illustrate an idea based on the monthly SECRET 3 WORD COMBINATION, and must fit the monthly SECRET NUMERICAL MEASUREMENTS.

 
4. your drawing must be EMAILED to us, with the subject line NOT GGISMC, no later than 11:59 PM EST on the 25TH DAY to be eligible for that months contest. you will also need to include a PHOTOGRAPH of yourself.

 
THE JURY! who will be looking at your drawing, anyway?
 
once we get your drawing, a SECRET GHOSTSCOUT JURY will vote on which one is the WINNER!
 
THE PRIZES!
 
the winner of the GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL ILLUSTRATION SECRET MONTHLY CONTEST will receive a SECRET PRIZE PACKAGE including, but not limited to:
 
1. a SIGNED PRINT of their favorite GHOSTSHRIMP illustration!
 
2. one AMERICAN DOLLAR to spend on candy in town!
 
3. three genuine GHOSTSHRIMP postcards!
 
4. your AWARD WINNING DRAWING will be posted in the SECRET NEWS section of our WEBSITE for the entire month, along with your PHOTO so you can prove to your parents once and for all that you're better than everyone else!
 

THE GOAL! why are we even doing this?
 
to inspire people to draw, and use those drawings as inspiration for our own drawings, and to have our drawings inspire even more people to draw more, and on and on and on! in the developing words of WOLF BANDIT, the 20 month old HEIR to the GHOSTSHRIMP GLOBAL EMPIRE..."MORE!" get the idea?

$50 DOLLAR SIGNED PRINTS!

HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT ALL THE ILLUSTRATIONS ON THIS WEBSITE? WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME TO DO JUST THAT, CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU CAN PURCHASE A SIGNED PRINT OF ANYTHING YOU LIKE. SERIOUSLY! WE'RE TALKING TEN YEARS OF ILLUSTRATIONS TO CHOOSE FROM - AND WE'RE NOT STOPPING EITHER. THE STUFF WE PUT UP NEXT WEEK IS GONNA BE TWICE AS GOOD AS THE STUFF WE PUT UP LAST WEEK! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET A SECOND JOB JUST TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THE PRINTS YOU'RE GONNA WANNA BUY - NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES YOUR GIRL FRIEND HAS BEEN EMAILING US ABOUT. CA$H MONEY COU$IN! SPEND IT ALL RIGHT HERE!
THERE ARE 2 SIZES:
NOW YOU CAN ORDER A SIGNED PRINT OF ANYTHING ON OUR WEBSITE! TELL US WHICH ONE YOU WANT DURING YOUR CHECKOUT!
2ND ANNUAL GHOSTSCOUT TRAINING PROGRAM!

DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN THE SECRET SOCIETY OF GHOSTSCOUTS? EMAIL US HERE TO START THE SUPER SECRET APPLICATION PROCESS!
$100 PERSONAL COMMISSIONS!

WANT TO OWN A ONE OF A KIND, ONCE IN A LIFETIME, GHOSTSHRIMP ORIGINAL ILLUSTRATION? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! IF YOU SEND US 100 AMERICAN BUCKS WE WILL SEND YOU BACK A 6X8 INCH BLACK INK ON WATERCOLOR PAPER ILLUSTRATION WITHIN ONE MONTH! HOW AMAZING IS THAT? CHECK OUT SOME OF THE ONES WE'VE DONE SO FAR IN THE NEW GHOSTSHRIMP WORKS COLUMN AND THEN EMAIL US TO GET YOU ONE FOR YOURSELF!
ASK GHOSTSHRIMP!

ANDREW APPLEGATE SENT US AN EMAIL ALL THE WAY FROM FROM ABESCON, NJ, WITH THE BURNING QUESTION:

"WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS TO USE IN A PIECE?"


WELL ANDREW, THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE QUESTION. COLORING IS ONE OF THE FUNNEST PARTS OF WORKING ON AN ILLUSTRATION, WHERE IT ALL COMES TOGETHER, LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.

IN THE WORDS OF RODNEY KING'S STEP BROTHER CHAUNCEY KING, "COLOR IS ABOUT HARMONY".

THERE ARE TWO AGE OLD SECRETS TO UNDERSTANDING COLOR,THE FIRST IS RE-SEGREGATING ALL PUBLIC WATER FOUNTAINS TO STOP THE SPREAD OF AIDS AMONG WELFARE RECIPIENTS. THE SECOND IS TO CREATE A LIFE SIZE COLOR WHEEL WHERE EACH COLOR CORRESPONDS TO A PIECE OF EVIDENCE IN THE OJ SIMPSON TRIAL. THEN THE QUESTION IS THIS:

IF A WHITE FORD BRONCO DEPARTS LONG BEACH DURING RUSH HOUR, HOW MANY WHITE WOMEN WILL BE DRUNK IN THE JACUZZI UPON ARRIVAL IN PALM SPRINGS?

IN OTHER WORDS, WE ALWAYS LET THE COLORS CHOOSE THEMSELVES.

DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FOR US? EMAIL US AND WE'LL ANSWER THEM RIGHT HERE ON THE WEBSITE!

SOFIA FONZO INTERVIEW !

SOFIA FONZO - an illustration student at savannah college of art - asked us these great questions! we finally found some free time to sit down and answer them!

What inspires you, are there any certain books, comics, movies or television that inspired you?


absolutely. television was our big influence - at first. we had an old black and white television in our basement - a zenith - that we could sometimes get to work decent. all the neighborhood kids would come over - drink sodas - watch looney tunes and disney shorts and silk stalkings. one time my older brother brought over a vhs of ren and stimpy that he taped from mtv - at a rich friends house. it was the fire dogs episode. we were totally jacked off by that show. it changed our lives forever. some other moments - like that - were when we first heard wu-tang clans 36 chambers album - when we first saw jim mahfoods zombie kid comics - when we first watched wes andersons bottle rocket movie. those were all things that changed the way we thought about our lives and what was possible. our biggest inspiration of all time - however - is the work of mc escher. his prints are a perfect balance of style and mentality that we aspire to capture with our drawings. he's the one person that we relate to most in this life.


What are you passionate about?


having mutually satisfying sexual intercourse with loved ones. we're also really into renewable energy and big boobs. obviously we love to draw a wicked lot. we like to think about spray painting things gold - but not actually doing it cause of the smell. we're super passionate about growing up during the 1980's - AIDS really blew up back then - there was cocaine in coca cola - everyone had a fresh pair of nike basketball shoes on - it was one of the best decade we've ever seen.


Who are artists that have influenced your work or you look up to?


well escher of course. also - OJ SIMPSON is a personal hero of ours. nobody fucks with the juice - and we like that a whole bunch. if the masons hadn't framed him for that vegas sports memorabilia heist - he'd probably have been the first black president by now.


What kind of working environment do you like to keep, basically what is your studio/working space like?


we do a lot of work in the bath tub - smoking marijuana mostly . sometimes we like to have adult movies playing while we work - but we almost always listen to audio books from the library. audiobooks really get us in the creative mind-space continuum. there are usually snacks all around us - as well as free weights for when we want to get really pumped up. we're on and off the internet a lot - being dynamic - talking on cellular phones to people all over the world. it's a really high energy environment for sure.


Can you give me a brief run through of your process in making a piece?


sometimes an image just appears in our head - like aliens probed it there. other times we figure it out through sketching. we draw with a pencil on watercolor paper - ink with a brush - and color it in photoshop. well - that's how we do our illustration work anyway. the cartoon stuff is all drawn with micron pens so we can really crank it out fast and keep up with the rest of the production team. sexy hot co-workers color our cartoon drawings - then they are electronically mailed across the ocean to get animated by super talented asian slaves in a sweatshop factory. the show creators totally get to go on vacation at the animation sweat shops - to make sure shit is gettin done right - but they can't hit the slaves cause they might bring diseases back to their families here in america. the animation industry is really amazing!


What did you do after school?


we played basketball in the european leagues for a while - and we were totally racking up the huge stats - bustin on the huge racks - but then we got deported on trumped up cock fighting allegations. after that - we carried a trapper keeper of rad drawings in our back packs and showed em around everywhere. we did a bunch of work for the new york times that first year - for the amazing art director steve heller - which was great. we made some comics - drew some album covers - designed some coffee labels. all sorts of stuff. we were figuring out what we wanted to do. those were the salad days - we were out there every day - making a name for ourselves on the streets of new england. it seems like a life time ago. now its all steak and eggs in hollywood - sleeping on sunset boulevard - texting girls in long beach - we've really come a long way.


How did you get to the point you are today (i.e. jobs internships)


huge heart. anyone who gets to do what they want every day either has a huge penis or a huge heart. the internet also played a curcial part in people giving us work. having a good web presence is maybe the most importantest thing in todays futuristic technological universe. we draw every day and we get those drawings out on the interworld. most of our biggest jobs have come right to our email doorstep. we do what we do - and people come and give us money for that. a lot of old wives say: "it takes five years to get established in a vocation - and only twenty seconds to get pregnant". we'd say that sounds about right - but we'd also like to add that you will never reach a point where you've "arrived" or "made it" - because you always want to be headed somewhere new. in other words: if you're planning for retirement - you probably picked the wrong career. we'll be buried with a pencil in our hand - and also wearing a flavored condom - it's already in the will.


What did you want to be as a child (i.e. I wanted to be Indiana Jones)


a dinosaur and a mechanical engineer. also - probably a necromancer.


What kind of things do you like to draw in your sketchbook, do you focus on people, objects or crazy musings?


we sketch whatever we are planning to draw. it could be anything - but if we're just sketching to sketch it's usually escaped rapists - for the police to use in solving crimes. having a safe community is still really important these days.


Do you ever feel like you are in a slump, and if so what do you do when that happens, I know at school me and my friends will just run out of ideas or inspiration for a week or two.


we have far too many ideas to keep up with - so we never really get into slumps. if we did - we'd just break out some inspirational movies - books - a sex doll. when you're open and loose ideas will flow freely.


Why did you choose the name Ghost Shrimp, is there a special meaning behind this name or a crazy story?


oh funny story there. this czech girl was giving us handjobs on a boat one nite - and the only english phrase she knew was: "go fish" - but in her broken english it sounded just like "ghostshrimp". we all laughed about it for a wicked long time and kept on saying it to her all nite. it's sort of an inside joke.


When did you decide that you wanted to make your design group go solar powered?


we realized how rad solar power was in like 2006 or something. eben acreson and spanish fly really got us into it. they were both using panels for electricity. acreson was starting to run fort freedom on solar in those days - and lightning was building panels in south america. as soon as we saw what they were doing - we were hooked. its really the most magical man made technology that exists. like electrical photosynthesis.


What are your plans for the future of the Ghost Shrimp camp, I know you are working on expanding?


huge plans. most of them are secret and require voodoo blood wizardry and multiple wardrobe changes. for starters - we're definitely going to live in an impregnable castle surrounded by deadly traps that frighten off local law enforcement. we're going to celebrate white history month - smoke pot and talk about the bermuda triangle with 7th graders - build a helicopter out of skeletons and fly over some remote trailer parks. probably some more super realistic shit like - rope bridges - stone towers - gasoline moats - piranha water balloons - subterranean escape tunnels. basically we're gonna do everything amazing all at once. some people think we're exaggerating but we're actually not at all. they are just jealous - cause their brains are broken - and all they ever talk about is old red lobster commercials.


Do you watch either of the cartoon shows you have designed for, I'm just asking out of curiosity?


yes we do. FLAPJACK is pretty great - ADVENTURE TIME is even better!

Finally, do you have any advice for people trying to get into the art world?


always do your best work - and never marry a girl who won't do anal on the first date.

HARD FEELINGS INTERVIEW !

here are some great questions from DYLAN HAIGH - a fellow new englander - who runs an art blog called HARD FEELINGS.


1. What inspired you to found GHOSTWOOD?


well. lots of things. the mystery of female condoms for one - our childhood for another. we grew up in the forest building forts - ghostwood is just that: big kids building forts in the forest. ghostwood is also an experiment. you see - we are life scientists - we want to push ourselves outside of what has already been established - start from scratch. we cut down some trees in the woods - pitched our tents - started making a habitat for ourselves. soon we had a solar powered cabin built. we discovered that creating our own environment makes everything meaningful and personal - and greatly enhances our super powers. building is something that nearly everyone did for themselves just a few hundred years ago. we're bringing that back in a big way. we are the new pilgrims - no rules - steady dreaming. big dreams. we're talking hard and wet. we see the world very differently from most people. we think our culture is filled with bad ideas - like decaffeinated coffee or sugarless gum - to us that shit doesn't even exist. we want to live the most amazing lives we can imagine right now - forever - we're creating our own world.


2. GHOSTWOOD + your new gig designing the world for Cartoon Network's ADVENTURE TIME (which is awesome) seem like distant relatives, how has the transition been?


hollywood is most definitely the opposite of ghostwood. for instance - there are a lot more non-passable trannies here in hollywood. you can spot them from a mile off - and that wouldn't fly back home. non - passable trannies get beat up pretty bad in new england. also - black face doesn't seem to be really as popular on the west coast as it is in the north east. i guess it's because there are more real live black people here. we pretty much always wear our OJ SIMPSON masks when we draw for ADVENTURE TIME. it helps us focus - and keeps our co-workers from knowing what we really look like. we also talk in fake voices around the office to throw people off. its a dream job really. like - one day PEN WARD was just like: yo GHOST - i would feel really good knowing that you are in charge of the world for my show" and we were like "all day baby!" and that was that. it was a huge moment - for us - in television history. now the show is on the air and we have like a billion fans watching - totally topless - every week. it really feels just like we're getting the whole world pregnant at once. it's that rad. but we totally really wicked miss living up on mystery mountain - and so do our dogs! they eat deer scat like it was raisinettes for brunch. i think they'll really be glad to move back to ghostwood.


3. What was your favorite thing to draw when you were a kid?


we used to draw a lot of comic book characters - like captain unicorn. we liked to make believe what was going on inside his rape van - we also drew maps to imaginary worlds with our older brother. he was really good at drawing maps. every country was a different color. his maps looked way too real. it wasn't that we were ever very good at drawing - we just kept doing it. eventually we discovered how to capture a special feeling in our heads - and on the paper - while we drew. then we really got obsessed with it. the only thing that even compares to that feeling for us is jerking off with a broken hand. some people were born to be snake handlers or family therapists - we're just like them - but better. it simple really. just ask someone what they do during their free time. whatever they answer is what they love most in the world. for us - that is drawing. if we couldn't draw - we would be a park ranger. if we couldn't be a park ranger we would probably be in jail for murdering our elementary school principal. that guy was such a dick. drawing keeps our dark side in check. there was a time in our life when we were confused - we were pretty close to ending up in jail back then. we would just drink mad dog 20/20s and spit at police station. we were always looking at playboy magazines and talking about drugs. one time we flattened all the tires on a logging truck. we we're wicked out of control in those days. drawing was the one thing that helped us understand our place in this crazy world. look at us now - we're out here in hollywood getting wigger rich - watching the nba playoffs in sportsbars - trying on shoes at the mall - upgrading our cell phone plans. dreams totally can come true.

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